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How would you like to see details for all of Apple’s 2011 releases? In my possession is an opportunistic photo of a fax to Steve Jobs which contains the final design elements for almost all of Apple’s pending product line-up.  Risking his career, the photographer managed to get this quick snap before it was whisked away to Steve’s in-tray.  I don’t expect it will remain live for long – so check it out while you can.

There are few companies more secretive than Apple.  Senior employees have been let go for inadvertently betraying the smallest details of unannounced products in the tech media.  That’s why my insider source for this incredible leak has chosen to remain incognito – I don’t even know the whistleblower’s name myself.  We spoke just once, but the source chose to disguise their voice with intense electronic signal processing, masking all trace of accent, inflection and even gender.  In other words, he called me from his iPhone.  I’m convinced that he’s the real deal, and the checks I’ve made with my other Apple connections have corroborated the details in the fax.

The document is the work of Apple’s superstar design-chief Jonny Ive and clearly bears all the hallmarks of his past designs.  It’s an electrifying glimpse into what the next year will bring from the tech world’s most famous brand.
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Yours, Peter.

9th Birthday competition entry from Peter.